matt parayil is getting married and retiring his vigilante ways.

 

A fixture in the New Jersey superhero scene as the mysterious loner, playboy vigilante known as Matt-Bat whose powers of extreme awkwardness and rip roaring farts is retiring after 28 years of mild justice. Matt aka Brown Thunder has found love and realized he can't continue battling pristine toilets.  Matt aka Banana Hugger is engaged and on his way to becoming a husband. Instead of battling his arch-nemesis Anti-MATT-er he will know battle for the remote. Instead of running around in woman yoga pants he will now rock dad jeans while driving the family van.  Lets congratulate Matt aka Anal Flame the way he deserves for his years of service with ample punches to the crotch.

Photography by LUNCHMONEY973.